Naomi Campbells punishment for attacking her maid is no longer speculation. She WILL be cleaning this NYC Sanitation depot for five days as part of her Community Service sentence. She has been sentenced to clean for five days for striking her maid in the head with a phone. Her service will start March 19 whence she will scrub, sweep and mop the inside of the cold cinderblock facility.

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It has been reported that Paris Hilton has asked sculptor Daniel Edwards to make a bronze (shouldn't that be blonde) statue of herself to place on Sunset Strip in L.A for visitors. Daniel is the same artist who made the 'eeeewwww my eyes my eyes' sculptor of Britney Spears giving birth. It will probably be the most boring statue ever. I doubt Paris will let him include her wonky eye and she'll probably ask to have her chest bumped up a few sizes too.

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Supermodel Naomi Campbell may be moping the runway rather than walking it, due to attacking her maid. She has been ordered 5 days community service after her plea not to have a 'boy george' style punishment was ignored. She reportedly ask if she could help 9/11 charities, but she could be cleaning community buildings in New York City instead. So will Naomi be snapped by photographers when she completes her punishment just like Boy George? Damn right, it will be very entertaining I'm sure.

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Fiesty / moody / annoying / bank account draining Heather Mills may land a part as Mary Poppins at New York's Majestic New Amsterdam Theatre. The Daily Star claims Heather "is in talks with top impresario Cameron Mackintosh to join the show later in the year...even though she's never really had any singing experience. He's one of the world's leading theatrical impressarios...he knows his stuff...[but] it'll be a big gamble casting Heather as Mary Poppins". Would you not see a show because Heather was casted? Or do you feel her personal life (i.e her public divorce from Paul McCartney) is separate from her career goals?

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Rachel Stevens seems to be fully embracing the Los Angeles lifestyle as she leaves the Nemo Gym in West Hollywood, which has amongst it's clients Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Penelope Cruz and Christina Applegate. I often wonder how Rachel supports her lifestyle. She has a home in both London and L.A, and I can't believe that S Club 7 is still pumping out the pennies. Pictures by London Entertainment

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Reese Witherspoon was looking trim as she visited a medical building in Beverly Hills yesterday. She was dressed casually for a hot day in Los Angeles. Reese is another celebrity who seems to have shifted the pounds since splitting from her husband. She is noticeably slimmer compared to 5 months ago when she was happy with Ryan.

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