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Paris Hilton and her new beau, Desperate Housewives actor Josh Henderson, went to Saddle Ranch Chop House last night for some dinner before heading to Brett Ratner's birthday party. For those of you that haven't been to the Saddle Ranch, the place has a mechanical bull, that after signing your life away on a waiver, you can ride. If you've never had the opportunity to ride a mechanical bull in a Los Angeles or another "metropolitan" city, this is how it works: drunk Abercrombie guys talk a bunch of sh*t and then bucked off after 2 seconds and drunk chicks with big cans spend what feels like an eternity up there with the operator shaking the bull just right so her breasts bounce up and down while every guy in the joint films it with his cellphone camera (if the mechanical bull is in Amarillo, Texas or somewhere where there are oil wells and you fall off without making the standard bar time, prepare to get your ass kicked). Who wouldn't want to see Paris on the bull? Better yet, who wouldn't want to see Paris smash her face in on the head of the bull? Now that is hot. More pics after the jump!

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Kevin Federline and Britney Spears right now are at their lawyer's office and I can't be 100% sure of what's going on but it is most certainly about the divorce settlement and custody of their two kids. If everything goes according to the pre-nup (which it probably won't because of Brit Brit's whirl-wind tour of every bar, club, and tattoo shop in the Los Angeles area and subsequent vacation at Promises rehab center ) K-Fed is set to make about $1 million with Britney gaining full custody of the kids. K-Fed better take that million in cash just in case there is any truth that Britney may be going bankrupt. Update: Looks like they have settled it! K-Fed is going to get $1 miiiiiillllllon which, (you're right Faroukahli) actually isn't that much money once the US government gets their chunk and you know he has to kick some of that cash Shar Jackson's way for the two kids he's got with her so what's he left with? $600K, a whole lot of sneakers, a few years of bad press and a failed rap album? Sounds like a raw deal to me. As for custody it looks like they are going to share physical custody 50/50. Lets hope they get along much more amicably than Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

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Uma Thurman is vacationing with her two kids, daughter Maya and son Levon down in the Caribbean and the video is cute but not that exciting until you realize, Uma has some f*ing huge cans! When did this happen? Where was I? Has she always had these? Are they a product of having kids? More video and pics of Uma's assets after the jump!

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Hannah Montana mania has taken over London! 14-year-old Miley Cyrus, who plays the Disney character, was making the appearance to sign her new DVD at the flagship HMV store on Oxford Street in London and was surprised by the thousands of screaming fans that had been camped out since in 5 AM. So many people turned up that HMV has confirmed that this was the stores biggest signing event, ever. I can't even begin to imagine what thousands of 10-year-old girls screaming sounds like. This is going to give me nightmares. Miley is daughter of mulleted country and western singer Billy Ray Cyrus who is currently on "Dancing With The Stars." More pics after the jump!

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Foxy Brown has pleaded not guilty in a Florida court yesterday to attacking a beauty store employee. Brown's court apperance comes a week after a Broward County Judge issued a warrant for her arrest after she failed to attend her scheduled hearing. The Queen Bee was arrested February 15th after beauty store owner Sam Hayssam accused her accused of throwing hair glue and spitting on him after he asked her to leave his store so he could lock up for the night. Foxy also reportedly struggled with the police and resisted arrest. She pleaded not guilty to both misdemeanor charges of battery and resisting arrest without violence and has been released on $1,500 bond. Picture by Helayne Seidman

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U2 front man Bono has received and honorary knighthood. He was named a Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire but don't call him "sir!"

You have permission to call me anything you want except sir, all right? Lord of lords, your demigodness, that'll do,"

Bono, who is Irish, is not given the title of "Sir" as it is only reserved for those that are citizens of the United Kingdom or British Commonwealth and Ireland left the Commonwealth in 1949 (who said you didn't learn anything on this blog?). The informal ceremony was held in the Dublin home of British Ambassador David Reddaway leaving Bono to comment that his youngest son thought he was about to become a Jedi. "Most excellent order?" Was this award created by Bill & Ted?

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