Phil Spector showed up to the second day of jury selection for his murder trial looking even more like a creepier version Clay Aiken. Seriously, Phil, the hair is bad enough but do we have to look to look at your pale, hairless chest? It's nauseating. And while I'm at it, layoff the powder and cover-up makeup, you're scaring me. If you don't already know, that pretty young blonde next to him is his 26-year-old aspiring actress girlfriend Rachelle Short. What kind of girl hangs out with 67-year-old man on trial murder with a penchant for being a little gun crazy you ask? The girl doesn't seem to be trying further her nonexistent acting career and doesn't care about the stigma of being linked to a skeleton with a bad wing, so I'm going with golddigger. What are your thoughts?

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Just think about how many men these two have had between them. Porn star Jenna Jameson probably slept with 90% of The Valley (that's just the men) during the late 80's and into the 90's and Paris Hilton? Well, isn't there a rule that you should multiply the number of a sexual partners a chick tells you she's been with by 3? And if that chick is a celebutante it's multiplied by 11? If so, by my count, she's been with 242 different men* (I have attached the names below of all the men that have been linked to Paris, both wrongly and correctly, I used in my very scientific and groundbreaking formula). *Brandon Davis, Nick Carter, Simon Rex, Rick Soloman, Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis(thanks Christina), Cee-Lo, Matt Leinert, Paris Latsis, Nick Shaw, Oscar De La Hoya, Sting's son Jake Sumner, Deryck Whibley, Joe Francis, Tom Sizemore, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Mills, Mark Philippoussis, Jared Leto, Robert Evans, Colin Farrell, Edward Furlong, Vincent Gallo, Jamie Kennedy, Val Kilmer (thanks Tom's Emeter) Pictures by Luis Martinez

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The Daily Star in the UK is reporting that Britney Spears has blown through $21.5 million of her $32 million fortune over the last two years and with the looming expense of her divorce from Kevin Federline, lackluster sales of her perfume, and a 4-year drought of new music has the pop-star freaking out at the prospect of being broke. The past two years Britney has bought lavish cribs (houses for you non-street lingo people), luxury cars (including a Ferrari for K-Fed), a high-end motorcycle (again for K-Fed), and lots of blinged out jewelry and watches (more for K-Fed). Wait, I'm seeing a trend here. Factor in K-Fed's non-stop shoe shopping, frequent trips to Las Vegas, and his failed rap album and it looks like that he might be responsible for a good chunk of that $21.5 million. I hope she has receipts for all of that. Picture by Tom Vickers and Leigh Green

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Michael Jackson left staff at the posh London Jumeirah Carlton Tower Hotel baffled with his strange requests. He demanded bowl after bowl of Haribo candy (they make the best gummy bears) and a toy xylophone, all of which were not for his two kids, Paris and Blanket. Of course they weren't for his kids, they were to entice other kids to come back to his hotel room to pretend it's Paris under his Blanket. Picture by Tom Vickers

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What is an NYPD police officer doing carrying Naomi Campbell's bag? The sanitation work called bullsh*t on her bodyguard trying to hand off the bag to him but New York's finest? He happily obliges. Is this part of Bloomberg's step towards a nicer more respectful and less trigger happy police force? This is totally BS. Make that b*tch carry her own bag. The next time If I ever get arrested I totally expect the LAPD to hand me a Venti Latte and answer my cell phone. Video by Brian Prahl

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Robbie has been smoking alot of cigarettes lately, and after seeing these photos of Robbie at the 2B Free Fall 2007 Collection Debut, I'm starting to wonder if they are 'special' cigarettes. It's good to see Robbie enjoying himself though, because before he's admisssion into rehab, his existence in L.A had slipped under the radar.

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