For the second night in a row Britney Spears hit up The Bridge restaurant and bar/lounge. A lot of you wrote in and complained that we wrote that "Britney went to a bar" the other day, well, she did. Those of you that don't know anything about Los Angeles "restaurants" more importantly the trendy ones, they all double as upscale bars. Who goes to dinner at 10PM? 11PM? Stop kidding yourselves, she went to bar. Did she drink anything? Probably not. Did she want to socialize with people? I bet she did. And where do you go to hangout with friends and people your own age? A bar, club and lounge not your local Peter Piper Pizza.

Pictures by Hot Shots Worldwide

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Courtney Love is loving all the attention (you think that parrot tried to get a piece?) she’s getting on the Hawaiian beach and is now just posing and smiling for all the paparazzi that have turned up to get their precious snaps. I know she’s lost a lot of weight because of this macro-biotic diet and she’s proud of it but does anyone else find these pictures really scary? More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Courtney Love going for a Lindsay Lohan type bikini summer

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Looks like Black Crows rocker Chris Robinson has finally moved on from his breakup with Kate Hudson and found himelf a new girlfriend. Can anyone put a name to her face? We spotted them taking a stroll in Soho, New York City. You would think he would have "cleaned himself up" after getting dumped. I have a feeling he smells. Pictures by Ronald Asadorian

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John Travolta took time out during the UK premiere of his new movie Wild Hogs spout bullsh*t to a British paper about the environment and the plight of global warming.

“(Global warming) is a very valid issue, I’m wondering if we need to think of other planets and dome cities. Everyone can do their bit. But I don’t know if it’s not too late already. We have to think about alternative methods of fuels. I’m probably not the best candidate to ask about global warming because I fly jets. I use them as a business tool though, as others do. I think it’s part of this industry - otherwise I couldn’t be here doing this and I wouldn’t be here now.”

Dude, you own 5 f*ing airplanes! Your house has a private runway where your planes can pull right up to your house. You named your son “Jet.” You rode a Harley-Davidson motorcycle down the red carpet. Yeah, you’re right, you really aren’t the “best candidate” to talk about the environment. So next time keep your mouth shut. Space aliens and vitamins are not going to save us and stop it with the L. Ron Hubbard space crap of moving to another planet and living in domed city. It’s not real. You’ve been scammed. Admit it already.

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Rap star Eminem rear ended a woman in Fraser, Michigan yesterday and like the true gentleman he is, when he’s not rapping about killing his ex-wife, strangling his ex-wife, stabbing gay men, taking drugs, molesting grandmothers, or threatening other rappers, Eminem politely wrote down his contact and insurance information and even gave the lady a hug! When the news desk shouted up that “Eminem was in a car accident” I was really hoping it was followed by “and the police were called to the scene when Eminem brandished a gun before pistol whipping the other driver, smashing her windshield, and rifling through her purse for jewelry and cash because she got in the way of his $150,000 Mercedes.” Damn, that would be good story. More pics after the jump!

Continue reading Eminem involved in car crash, doesn't pull gun

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The week is almost over and I can't wait to get out of here and hit the first bar I come across for a cold beer followed by 11 more mixed in with a few wings and possibly some cheap store brand gin but before I cleanse myself of all the evil I may have said or done this week I thought I would highlight a few of the loyal readers that brought their A-game (because I certainly didn't) to the comment section. Charlotte on "Is Courtney looking good?" "Still believe that she had something to do with Cobain’s death. Would anyone be too upset if she did get eaten by a shark?" Gina on "Posh, please take their advice." "Maybe just bandaids on the nipples so no one get hurt??" Shelly on "Carry on dancing..." "I’ve heard, if you hold her leg up to your ear, you can hear the ocean." Just Me on "Stern to stop paternity results?" "Dear OJ Stern, Just wondering when your book ‘If I Did It’ will be out?" Michael on "Donatella Versace’s daughter battling anorexia" "Every time Donatella’s daughter looks at her mother’s face, she throws up. You can’t gain weight that way. But Chris, thanks for Don’s picture…I just lost two pounds and my LUNCH!" Miss Tia on "Bad day to be a Judd" "it might be a bad day to be wynonna judd, but it’s a good day to be ashley judd!" and last but not least: Scoop #1 Fan on "Mario Lopez come on down?" "maybe screach or zach morris can get the position as the guy in the ugly coat who calls down the contestants"

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