You want to put what in my hair? And it's how much?

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What you are looking at is a jar of a new hair treatment that is "all the rage" in a West London salon. Can you guess the main ingredient? I'll give you a hint, it's "organic." Give up? It's bull sperm, no joke, it's seed from the loins of a bull. Not only are women lining up for a little skeet skeet hair treatment, but it costs 㿣! Who the hell came up with this? Seriously, did some lowly ranch hand helping some bulls "relax" during mating season forget some seed was on his hand when he ran it through his hair and go "wow, it so silky smooth! I could sell this!"

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Ladies, you probably live with or know a bull. Want to save a few bucks? Some beer, a thong, and some dirty talk goes a long way towards beautiful hair. And you wouldn't have to go that far either. Not enough? Grab a neighbor, or 2. Im sure with the right motivation, you won't have a problem.


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