Music producer, Lindsay Lohan hanger-on, and all around creepy guy Scott Storch was recently stood up at his birthday party a couple of weeks ago by Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Kelly Rowland which is pretty sad since 3 of the 4 will turn up to anything with free booze. So how does he get back at them for missing his bash? He shows up to the Mokai Nightclub after the Superbowl with a date who's gender is definitely suspect. Dude, rule #1 of making any chick jealous is to be seen with a chick that is younger and/or hotter, not one with 5 o'clock shadow.