Oh please America I beg you, take the biggest idiot and the unfunniest presenter ever to walk the earth off our hands. I was so pleased to see him land at LAX. I know we have given you Victoria Beckham to deal with, but you gave us moaning Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna, surely we can slip in Russell. Also we gave you the lovely presenter Cat Deeley; so I think actually you owe the old UK quite a lot of favours. More pics after the jump