Russell Brand - Did you gasp or laugh ?
6:21 Thursday, February 15, 2007
Russell Brand might have finally won me over with his performance at the BRIT Awards last night! After 2 hours of silly humour I couldn't help but let my smile crack into a few giggles. ITV received hundreds of viewer complaints over his risqué jokes on the live show: were these bitter phone calls from the loners stuck in doors on Valentine's Day? What did you think of his presenting skills? Did he win anyone else over?
Some of his best lines of the night below:
"OASIS: In spite of their success they've never disappeared up their own a***s, except only to retrieve drugs"
"Britney Spears doesn’t so much release songs as endless photo's of her vagina"
"Amy Winehouse - her name is beginning to sound like a description of her liver"
"Can you honestly say that if someone gave you a picture of the Queens privates in it, you wouldn’t have a look?"
"Don’t do drugs, you might end up the leader of the Tories with a face like a little painted egg"
Normally I hate him .Last night he was on top form.And magically kept the show moving fast with no long Oscar type toilet roll long speeches of thanx from winners to bore everyone lto tears with.......his jokes were well placed.Anyone being offended has to be really sad case....
And usually he is very offensive... but not last night...