Jessica Simpson has shown the world she's not just the proud owner of a sweet ass, but also a sweet heart. Jessica donated a seven-passenger minivan to Mexican orphanage, Casa Hogar Elim. She had won a Chrysler Crossfire at the MTV Stile Villa last fall, but asked Chrysler if she could trade it for a minivan, which she donated to the orphanage. I think it was a lovely heartfelt thing to do. Pictured here is Jessica Simpson winning the Crossfire.

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Britain’s Ministry of Defense has confirmed that Prince Harry will be deployed to Iraq. Harry is third in line for the crown and the announcement comes after Prime Minister Tony Blair has told parliament that Britain would start reducing its military presence in Iraq. This is all sad and stuff but what I want to know is what the hell is this Chris Eubanks dude doing? I didn't know who this guy was so I Wiki'd him and this is what I got:

Away from boxing, Eubank comes across as an eccentric. He speaks with a lisp, dresses outlandishly (in jodhpurs, bowler hat and riding boots, and famously sports a monocle), drives unusual vehicles (including a customised Harley Davidson and a huge American Peterbilt 379 truck cab and carries a cane. He famously owns the only Hummer in the British Isles.

So the British, more refined and less violent version of Mike Tyson is leading a protest against the war? Prince Harry has no chance.

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The court-appointed guardian of Dannielynn Smith, Richard Milstein, has announced that he intends to bury Anna Nicole Smith in the Bahamas next to her son Daniel. The decision comes after Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead put aside their disputes to jointly announce that Smith should be buried next to her son.

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Mariah Carey has spent years in front of the camera but every once and a while she needs a little help with her pose. An intrepid people paparazzo who wished to remain anonymous snapped this picture of manager Benny Medina helping Mariah Carey get the perfect pose during her appearance for Italian clothing store Pinko in London. Don't forget that you too can get your celebrity pictures featured on this blog. Next time you see someone famous strolling the streets of your hood, break out your camera, snap away, and then send them in to People Paparazzi! We'll post your pics and try to syndicate them to your favorite mags. Click over to People Paparazzi and get the specifics. Don't let another celebrity pass you by.

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People who obsess over a particular celebrity really creep me out. It's one thing to be a fan of someone because you enjoy their work or think they're hot but to devote your life to them is creepy. Michael Jackson fans have notoriously overstepped the fan line and are almost cultish in their devotion and will defend him and his actions, right or wrong, till the day they die. From the looks of this Clay Aiken fan only known as "Cookie," she has crossed the line from a normal fan to creepy obsessive lady who will kill anyone that badmouths her one and only Clay.

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Ambulances have arrived at the court house and a stretcher was brought in. No word yet on what or who they are for.

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