Kid Rock left Mokai Nightclub in Miami Beach lastnight looking like a farmer who got bored of picking corn and decided to get into music. Head phones of course being the highlight of his cool status. Not sure i like this outfit on Kid Rock - he's looked better.

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We spotted Britney carrying the spiritual self-help book 'The Four Agreements' by Toltec Shaman Don Miguel Ruiz. The 'Four Agreements are:

Be Impeccable With Your Words Don't Take Anything Personally Don't Make Assumptions Always Do Your Best

All of which Britney needs work on, right? If this was anyone else, I would be going "rock on with your bad self, you take control of your life," but as this is Britney, unless that is a picture book, there is no way she reads it. More pics after the jump

Continue reading Britney needs help!!

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I don't know what's going on these pictures of Jessica Simpson partying at Hyde but that is not John Mayer experiencing her orgasm face. Is Jessica so desperate for attention that she will rub up against any old guy like a little dog humping a leg? More pics after the jump

Continue reading Jessica Simpson and her "O" face

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Dave Navarro's lastest bit of squeeze is suprise suprise, a big boobied blonde lad mag model! Why are rockers taste so predictable? According to the New York Post the girl 'lucky' enough to replace Carmen Electra is Tami Donaldson. Was it Navarro's great collection of nail varnish that attracted her? The New York Posts spy said "They were partying hard at Marquee the other night. They were snuggling the whole night, except when Donaldson hiked up her skirt to go grind with a blonde." When asked how long she had known Dave she replied "A little over a year." Just another in a long line I'm sure! More pics after the jump

Continue reading Rockers always go for Knockers!

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My eyes! My eyes! Please Marc Anthony, what did we ever do to you to put us through this unsexy bare chested torture! At least we don't have to go to bed with it everynight. Phew! The couple couldn't have look any more latino if they tried when they performed at the pre-super bowl concert in Miami. Jennifer Lopez reminded me of Ulgy Betty's sister!

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Tom and Katie looked very much in love as they watched Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez perform at the pre-Super Bowl party in Miami Beach. Whatever Tom kept whispering in Katie's ear, it certainly made her giggle and Tom couldn't keep his hands off his wife. Also seen in the pictures are Tom's mother Mary and his son Connor. More pics after the jump

Continue reading Kissy Kiss Kiss - Tom Cruise is all loved up

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