Ooooh! What's in the box Miss Longoria! A little something for your man to open on Valentines morning? Splash spotted Eva outside her NYC hotel looking very chirpy and cheeky as she collected a mystery box. What do you think is in there? I'm guessing a thong set! On another note - loving Eva's coat - very stunning on her, but would look better on me of course! Ha Ha. I jest.

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Victoria Beckham's top half was looking a little sheer as she stepped out yesterday in NYC. Is she wearing a see through bra or letting her lady lumps bounce freely in the fresh city air? If Victoria is going braless then probably the right time to finally admit to having a boob job! Because they sure are pert!

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Has the successful comeback of boy band Take That contributed to Robbie William's battle with prescription drugs and depression? Robbie has watched the band that launched his career reach No1 in the UK Charts with their comeback single for 6 weeks, whilst his own solo single only hung around for a week. The Sun has reported that Robbie is "hooked on the powerful and controversial anti-depressant Seroxat...and daily he gets through an incredible 36 super strength double espresso coffees, 60 Silk Cut cigarettes and around 20 cans of energy drink Red Bull." In a previous interview with The Sun, Robbie very openly discussed his demons " I hate drugs, I love drugs. As depressing and as heartbreaking as it is, soul destroying, relationship destroying as it is, it makes life f***ing interesting”. I can only hope that Robbie does not still hold this view towards his addiction, and perhaps in the light of Anna Nicole Smith and his willingness to admit himself into rehab, he has realised it's not making his life "interesting".

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No that is not real beer and no she is not passed out. These were taken back in 2005 when she filmed a skit as the Redneck Marilyn Monroe for Jeff Foxworthy's roast on Comedy Central. She wore an identical dress to the one Monroe wore to sing her now notorious rendition of "Happy Birthday Mr. President" to John F. Kennedy Jr. During the skit Anna drank fake beer while signing "99 Bottles of Beer" before pretending to pass out. Her Marilyn Monroe look is how I am going to remember her. Forget TrimSpa, the slurring award show appearances, her reality show, battle with weight gain, drugs & alcohol, court cases, marriages and paternity tests; her Guess? ads (and playmate spread) single handedly made me a "man." More pics after the jump!

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Anna Nicole's mother, Virgie Arthur, is trying to claim Anna's body as her next of kin with the help of Corals Gable lawyer Stephen Tunstall. Currently Anna's body lies in the morgue prevented from being released for burial by two court orders, one of which is for a DNA sample requested by Larry Birkhead to be used during the paternity test. I understand that Virgie is her mother but I think the last thing Anna would have wanted was to be put in her moms custody, she was very public about her disgust and hatred for her mom. Why hasn't anyone checked her will for burial instructions? There is no way Slimey Stern didn't have her write one or write one himself. Update: Virgie Arthur has shown up at the Bahamian Supreme Court in Nassau with her legal team to apply for an emergency injuction to stop Stern from taking Dannielynn from the island. She is pushing to have Dannielynn placed into the custody of social services until the issue of her paternity is resolved.

There are two common factors in the deaths of my daughter and my grandson - drugs and Howard K. Stern. How can I possibly let him look after my granddaughter? I will not rest until we have taken her away from the clutches of that man...I just want her to be safe until we know who the father is," she said. "And I think we all know that isn't Howard K. Stern.

It looks like Stern's world is beginning to crumble around him.

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This picture was sent in by people paparazzi Doug Murray to our PeoplePaparazzi.com service. Doug was at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Fl on Jan. 6, 2007 for a boxing match and he spotted Anna Nicole Smith with Howard K. Stern, Don King and the Rev Al Sharpton. If you get a photo email it to peoplepap@splashnews.com and we'll try and make you some money by selling it to your favorite magazine.

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