Britney needs help!!

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We spotted Britney carrying the spiritual self-help book 'The Four Agreements' by Toltec Shaman Don Miguel Ruiz. The 'Four Agreements are:
Be Impeccable With Your Words Don't Take Anything Personally Don't Make Assumptions Always Do Your Best
All of which Britney needs work on, right? If this was anyone else, I would be going "rock on with your bad self, you take control of your life," but as this is Britney, unless that is a picture book, there is no way she reads it. More pics after the jump

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where are the pics from her clubbing last night?


You are an ass. Go die in a fire. Thanks.


you are so rude. shut up now please, splashnews.


ewww, girlfriends nails are jacked-up! She's 25 and still chews her nails to the quick? Gross, I didn't even do that as a kid. That looks like it hurts.....worse than Paris' vagina sores.


don't get ugly, just pray for her.


She has fat, sausage fingers and nasty, chewed on nails. She is friggin gross.


Her career is over. She needs to get into rehab, and figure out what to do with her kids. She's over.


Shitney is just holding the books for her assistant while she goes to tinkle. No way Shitney knows how to read. How to leave the house without underwear--yes! How to read more than a page of lyrics--no!


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