Psst! Wanna buy some appendix?

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'Friends' of Lindsay Lohan have told People magazine that she is doing well in rehab:
"She's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she has ever been...She seems under control right now."
According to Now magazine in the UK, after her recent appendix op, Lohan was so scared the removed organ would be posted on ebay she convinced doctors to let her take it home. The appendix is rumored to be safe now, stored in her freezer. Let's hope the help doesn't take them out and fry her up a yummy post-rehab snack. Wow, I even grossed myself out.

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She is in my opinion very unintelligent, or maybe just uneducated.. I can't decide which.. I think her dumb ass just needs to shut the hell up.. stay in rehab and quit rolliing all over town.. She complains about the paps.. and yet she runs all over town where she knows they will be then boohoo's because they are there.. someone needs to knock her up side her redhead and bring her into reality..:)


O my god, had never laughed so hard in my life. What is that the most stupid girl in the world. Who the hell does she think she is, my god, well Lidsay you are nothing, so you can put your appendix in your trash. Really can't believe she said all this, fucking unbelievable.


She really is like that. When she had that car accident running her car into that poor busboy with a family's van, injuring him, then running from the scene of the crime and ducking into a store, she bled on a chair. She yelled at her people to buy the chair so it wouldn't end up on e-bay!


The sad part is, her appendix probably *would* end up on eBay.

*sigh*


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