Please God, Nooooo!

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In the name of all things that are holy, this story better not come true. It is been threatened that Doctor Who, which is one my favorite shows on TV right now (thanks BBC America), is courting the current pantiless queen of trashiness, Britney Spears, to appear in an episode.

Apparently show writer Russell T. Davies is a massive fan of the pop princess and wants to take the series to Hollywood so Spears can make a spectacular cameo playing a cloned sex mad extra-terrestrial. Davies told reporters "I'd love Britney to do it - it would be so much fun. "I'm not sure she'll come to Cardiff where the show is shot so I'm nagging the BBC to fund a Hollywood special." Hopefully the BBC will figure out that Britney ruins everything she touches. Her career and life are perfect examples.

5 Comments

if this happens I will set Jared Leto on Russell T. Davies.


Wales is welcome to Ms Spears if they want her... that should make us equals for Posh.


If you send us Britney I'm going to send you Jade 'NotRacial' Goody. I'msure California would love her.


She was surprisingly good as a guest on Will & Grace, and seemed to have a knack for comedic acting.I'd like to see her in Dr Who! Yes, I'm all for it. Whatever it takes to get her to put some undies on & to get her away from all men who look like Fed-Ex, even if only for a day or so.


Oh bloody hell, please tell me it isnt true!?!

NO! I dont want her to ruin it either...LORD OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND UNDERPANTS CLAD PLEASEEE, do NOT let Britney Spears set foot in Cardiff.


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