Paris needs a paparazzi push when she runs out of gas
8:10 Monday, January 8, 2007
The ever present paparazzi jumped into action and lent a hand to Paris Hilton when her new Bentley ran out of gas on her way see 'The Holiday.' Check out the absolutely brilliant video HERE and keep your eyes and ears open for these highlights:
*The quote of the century: 'Dude, I've never put gas in this car, I forgot.' *She asks, 'How much is gas?' (Like it really matters?) *Blames her assistant: 'Why didn't you have gas in my car? (Like Paris would let her assistant drive her $200K car) *Wearing sunglasses at night (Is her future so bright?) *Flips through a scrapbook of pictures of her and Stavros (Though from the looks of it, mostly pics of her) *Doesn't know where the gas tank is (obviously) *Listening to the Jackson 5. (Reinforcing her A,B,C's and 1,2,3's?) *She is a total slob and has her assistant clean out her car.This is my new favorite video, narrowly beating out Richard Simmons. Video by Phamous Fotos
Carries around a scrapbook of herself and Stabby Nachos??? Haaa haaa haaa Cause EVERYONE does that.
can we get a Paris ban for a week?
What a freak show. That pap shit would get old after awhile, especially if you were already rich and your career didn't depend on it...but I guess w/ her, it's just her ego that depends on it. Scrapbooks?! Wtf, is she in junior high still? So childish! She's like a female Michael Jackson.....maybe that's why she was listening to him.