In our first post celebrating 'Celebrity Pet Month', we looked at Hollywood’s posh pets. This time we give thanks to the energetic pets that keep our favourite celebs active and looking gorgeous. Including, Matthew McConaughy, Jessica Biel, and Naomi Watts. These must be the healthiest pets in town, forget keeping these cute animals on a pet plan, they look after us humans. As friend, and companions. Luckily though a few are kept on a lead, otherwise there might be some animal accidents.

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The little goblin, aka Nicole Richie, was out and about shopping and trying to burn down gas stations over the weekend. I’m sure Nicole's phone call was so important that she didn’t mind the swarm of paps over hearing her conversation, or the risk of blowing everyone up. It was probably just Papa Richie checking in on his precious daughter, "Please honey get someone else to put gas in your car, remember minimum movements, if you burn anymore calories you'll disappear".

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We have great news folks! Victoria has been looking for a home in the gated community on the Summit Circle in LA. If she moved there she would be sharing her 90210 postcode with the likes of Britney, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, and Justin Timberlake. So if we get big enough locks, we may be able to trap them in forever! Ah, I jest. We love our Hollywood celebrities at Splash. An LA Real Estate insider said "There is a lot of cache attached to living in The Summit Circle, it shows that you're part of the "in" crowd and living there would immediately give Victoria access to the kind of people and lifestyle that she's after." So brace yourselves America, you've got a lot more of Victoria to come!

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Goddamnit woman! I pick up a prostitute once! You and your father are so judgmental. You see me on my mobile and how dare you assume that I am trying to get a 'date' for the evening? Harumph. "Sh*t, I think Liz lives near here, hurry up old bean." Pictures by Chris Pittam

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Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham madness has officially started here in Los Angeles. Check out the VIDEO of Posh (think she gave herself a pep talk before turning that corner) popping her collar and entering the madness. Absolutely insane. Even more madness HERE. Can you imagine what its going to be like when David Beckham arrives? Video by Tom Vickers Video by Howard Raishbrook

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Dude, what is going on with your hair bro? Did you sit in Darth Vader's little helmet pod chair thing? Is that real? Picture by Fernando Allende

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