Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in Las Vegas unveiled the new interactive Karaoke display featuring figures of Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest. Noticeably absent are Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul. The museum curator said that an opinion poll conducted by the museum asked many people who they would like displayed and Simon and Ryan scored the highest, while Paula and Randy barely registered. The display allows people to sing karaoke then a computer with prerecorded criticism from the judges berates the singer as though they were auditioning for American Idol. It looks like people can't even stand a wax version of Paula Abdul.

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This is the wax figure of Britney Spears at Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas and is posed pole dancing, similar to her recent partying ways. It's a sad day when your wax figure is classier than you.

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Ok England, we'll see your spice girl and squeaky voiced Ken Doll and raise you 106 man-beasts in lycra pants who have a penchant for stock piling weapons, defecating in closets, drunk-driving nude, and cocaine possession. That's right, the NFL is coming to London.

'There's great history of NFL football in London, and British fans have been great fans of football over the years,' NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said Tuesday. 'We're confident that this game is going be a great success in London and will be a great foundation to play more games there going forward.'

Teams haven't been announced yet but I really hope it's the Cincinnati Bengals. I'm sure they can beat their season high record of 8 arrests with one weekend in London.

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Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie leaving Hollywood for the hurricane ravaged (and crime riddled) city of new Orleans? According to an interview with US Magazine the couple has plans to move south in a bid to gain more privacy and to raise awareness for the region as Pitt along with Global Green USA have commissioned the construction of 20 environment-friendly homes.

'We love it there,' Jolie told Us at the Golden Globe Awards after confirming the move. 'The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.'

Word is that Jolie and Pit have bought a $3.5 million six-bedroom house in the French Quarter and that Jolie has already looked into doing charity work at a school for disadvantaged youth. Moving out of Los Angeles to escape the paparazzi? I'll I can say is 'See you guys in the Big Easy!'

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Naomi Campbell plead guilty to attacking her maid with a cell phone but escaped jail time by accepting a plea deal. An exchange for her guilty plea, Campbell was sentenced to 5 days community service (that's all???), ordered to take anger management classes and pay $362 in restitution. I really hope she ends up sweeping up the streets of New York like Boy George but the odds of an attractive super model sweeping up New York's trash are not in my favor.

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