In more celebrity breakup news, Anne Heche her husband of 5 years Coley Laffoon (is that really his name?) have decided to go their separate ways. It is rumored that Heche has already moved on and is involved with her Men in Trees costar James Tupper. I was really hoping that Heche had dumped her husband and shacked up with another woman proving that "once you go lesbian you never go back" but sadly she seems to have overcome the mental illness* that made her find Ellen DeGeneres attractive. *lesbians aren't mentally ill, just her

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Has Rachel Ray bitten the hand that created her? TMZ is reporting that disgustingly perky celebrity chef Rachel Ray got a little racial after having a few glasses of wine after a book signing in Los Angeles:

At around 7:00 PM, Ray, along with seven others, went to Houston's Restaurant in the mall. They sat in a booth in the far right rear of the restaurant. Ray ordered fish and complained to the table it was dry. She was also drinking red wine and lots of it -- one source says a minimum of four big glasses. 'Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black." But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor c**t."

Kids, here are some rules to follow if you ever plan on being famous: 1. Make sure the people that you are 'friends with' (i.e. gravy trainers) have zero credibility and have more skeletons in their closet than you. This way if they try and leak anything, they look like the fame seeking snitch that they are. It works for me. 2. If you are going to drink, don't drink a 'few glasses of wine,' get absolutely trashed so when you do say something, which you will, you can use the "I was trashed and don't remember a thing" defense. This also has worked brilliantly for me. Another benefit of this is, if you end up going to rehab, people will automatically forgive all your past transgressions. It's hard to be angry at a drunk.

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Or putting him in the best position for custody of the kids? Word is that K-Fed has urged Britney Spears to enter rehab:

"Kevin has tried to convince Britney to check herself into rehab from every possible angle,” a source told the tab[Star Magazine]. “First he tried threatening to take away the kids, then he tried pleading with her to take care of herself.” K-Fed even teamed up with his former nemesis, Spears' mother Lynne, in an effort to convince the “Toxic” singer to get help. “He’s afraid she’s going to hurt herself,” says the source.

It is beginning to look like Federline wasn't such a bad guy after all. I mean he spent a grip of Britney's money on sneakers, torn jeans, watches, and cigarettes but at least when he was with her, she kept her private parts covered up and stayed out of the clubs. Picture by Ginsburg/Spaly

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Not only is Goldie Hawn looking a little rough (especially around the eyes) but she isn't wearing a bra! Come on Goldie, you're almost 63 years old! You and Meg Ryan really need to wrap those suckers up.

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TMZ is reporting that R&B singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car crash last month that killed another driver.

It happened at 10:30 AM on December 30, 2006 on the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Brandy was driving her 2007 Land Rover at 65 mph and did not notice that cars in front of her had slowed considerably. We're told Brandy's vehicle struck a 2005 Toyota. The Toyota then hit a 1989 Toyota. The 2005 Toyota then slid sideways and hit the center divider. As the 2005 Toyota came to a halt, it was struck by a 1988 Acura.

The Driver of the Toyota was taken to Holy Cross Hospital were she later died. Wow, how did this stay quiet for so long?

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Angelina Jolie and Maddox show they have had no trouble settling into the role of happy families in New Orleans. Yummy mummy Jolie looked casual chic as she picked up her son. Maddox look very cute also. But where are all the other mummies? Are they not supposed to gather round the gates and discuss the latest in cup cake ingredients and in which university they are entering their child?

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