I hope PETA sees this

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I feel so bad for that Dolphin. Not because it's trapped in a tank and forced to do tricks to entertain people with IQ's under 100 but because it had to sit there and let Tara Reid cop a feel. The thought of her raspy voice and 3 pack-a-day habit breath coming in for a kiss makes me ill. More pics after the jump!

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I think this is the funniest post on this blog yet. I am laughing so hard I nearly threw up my vitamins.


i particularly like the comment about the dolphin landing on her


Too funny! Lord, Tara had some cheap-ass lipo done. Her body looks horrid.


harsh. but true.


yeah, she is up and down like a yo yo with her weight, she'll soon fill out that saggy bit. Or perhaps she is like a kangeroo ? with a little pouch ?


That Dolphin will never smell the same.


Honestly, she has a better body than 99% of people...What do you look like in a bikini


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