Because it's Friday and it's the Splash annual drink-up company Christmas party tonight, I need something to tide you folks over with till my hangover wears off around the middle of next week (when the boss' are payin' the staff is playin', right?). I swear on the life of my Strawberry Shortcake doll collection (they still smell like strawberry shortcake, it's intoxicating) that this 'Striptease Competition' is absolutely 100% real. It took place in Vilnius, Lithuania (is Lithuania like stripper mecca?). Strippers from all over the former Soviet Union took part in this mind blowing event. I have no idea who won, and honestly, I don't really care but I am already trying to get an invite to next years 'competition.'