Beyonce is looking a little thin but she is still bootylicious. What's up with all the creepy old guy autograph hunters? Pictures by Patrick Morgan and Colin Drummond

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In a rare public display of compassion, Donald Trump has decided to give cocaine snorting party girl and Miss USA, Tara Conner a second chance.

Trump said he and Conner had met earlier Tuesday morning. 'She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York,' Trump said. 'It's a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn't so easy.'

Conner's Miss USA troubles stem from her reportedly failing a drug test, sneaking men into her Trump apartment, and partying up a storm in New York's clubs although she is underage. She sounds like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears all rolled up into one with a crown and a title. Picture by Le Poulin

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Last month Anna noticed that Christian Slater and Sharon Stone were acting a little weird on the red carpet (see photos) and remarked that they looked to be more than just co-workers , well, try not to vomit, but the two seem be an item. Starpulse is reporting that:

'...they recently attended a party for fashion label Dolce & Gabbana at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Los Angeles arm-in-arm and made sure everyone knew they were a couple. A source close to Stone says, 'They're both really happy - but they don't have long-term expectations. It's a fun fling for the holidays and Sharon is a good influence. She rarely drinks and has three kids. It's a good match for now.'

I made the mistake of reading that while eating my breakfast. gross. Pictures by Fernando Allende and Russ Einhorn

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Have you been looking for the perfect instrument to crack open your chestnuts this Christmas? Well, let me present Cate Blanchett's ribcage! Cate was looking rather flat chested in a revealing suit at the 'Notes of a Scandel' premiere in New York last night. She repeatedly held her hand to her chest, as if worried she would pop out. Sorry Cate, no miracles for you this Christmas. I bet when the turkey gets handed round the table she chooses the breast everytime!

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Motley Crue's Vince Neil hosted a fashion show of Harley-Davidson clothing inside Tangerine Nightclub at the Treasure Island Resort in Las Vegas this weekend. Is it just me or is Harley-Davidson finally coming to grips with their gay leather demographic? And when did Slash get a sex change? And whatever happened to all that work (plastic surgery and exercise that Vince had done on the TV show 'Remaking...Vince Neil?' He looks old and bloated proving that although rock and roll will never die, has-beens will stick around until they are found face down in their swimming pools or find some other cliched way of ending it. Pictures by Scott Doctor

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Who is this old man you may ask? He's the genius behind probably most of the TV shows and movies that you call favorites. Multi-millionaire Jerry Bruckheimer creator of the CSI series and the Pirates of Caribbean trilogy spent half an hour in a camera store in Los Angeles but couldn't make up his mind on what to buy (should have asked the paparazzi!). For the record Jerry- gift Vouchers or cold hard cash are always welcome.

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