Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton spent over an hour trying on various hats, coats, boots and more yesterday. Seeing as the couple are in Aspen, it only seems right to make a few bad jokes about Nicollette's saggy face within the context of her surroundings. Like, Nicollette shouldn’t worry about getting the chair lift; she should be getting a face-lift! Or, perhaps Nicollette is on the slippery slope to old age!

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Rapper Sean "P Diddy" Combs and girlfriend Kim Porter are the proud parents of twin girls born December 22 in New York's Mt Sinai Hospital. Mother and children are reportedly "doing great" according to Combs' spokesperson, Robert Zimmerman. Congratulations.

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I spend a lot of time, ok all of my time, trashing celebrities on this blog but this story came in yesterday and it is absolutely amazing. This British woman, 23-year-old Hannah Kersey, gave birth to triplets (three girls), which in itself, is not that out of the ordinary until you know that she did it with TWO wombs. Thats right, this woman has two baby making factories. If you remember your middle school sexual education classes (unless you are from Kentucky and it was thrown out with evolution) women usually only have one womb, it's not an assembly line. The babies were conceived from two eggs produced during ovulation - one in each womb - which were fertilized at the same time by two different sperm. One egg then split and produced identical twins while the other developed into a single baby, odds on this happening are 25 million to 1! No word yet if Angelina Jolie has tried to adopt the womb so she and Brad Pitt can exponentially increase the rate with which they can populate the world with their race of super babies.

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I wonder if all the bad press is getting to Britney? She is pictured here, leaving a friends house in North Hollywood before heading to the Chateau Marmont, dressed rather conservatively compared to here, here, here, here, and here. And she brushed her hair! Now if only the guy she was with would button up his shirt, she would be 3 for 3. Pictures by Hot Shots Worldwide

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Britney popped into the trendy clothes store Urban Outfitters for a hat and some warm socks. She was pulling her best ugly face (from her varied possible collection), so I hope her new hat pulls down over her chin! Britney Spears finds herself regurgitating because ____________?

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Look who else is hanging around in Aspen! Although maturely minus irresponsible heels and alcohol. If Heidi Klum's face looks like this in the freezing cold weather, think how her newborn baby must feel. Poor thing. Luckily the little tot was held close to mum's chest.

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