8:27 Thursday, December 28, 2006
Jailhouse inmate Brian Bruggeman (top) allegedly attacked Jesse Dorris, his cellmate, after Jesse complaied about his farting. Bruggeman is accused of shoving Dorris into the cell bars at the jail in North Platte, Nebraska (boo Cornhuskers), after taking offense to his comments. Now Bruggeman has been slapped with the charge of 'Felony count of assault by a confined person'. Bruggeman was in the jail serving a 30-day sentence for violating a protective order. Dorris, 26, was in the facility awaiting trial on a robbery charge.
Wow, two men locked up against their wills in a confined space? Passing gas is the last thing I would worry about.
7:31 Thursday, December 28, 2006


Victoria Beckham and her wonky robo tits went to dinner with husband David last night in London. What is going on with celebrities and their breasts? Britney, Meg, and now Posh. On a non-breast side note; David needs to put his foot down and stop letting Victoria dress him. The suit is great but the skinny tie and leather gloves give me a serial killer vibe.
Pictures by Cabarazzi Pictures
6:28 Thursday, December 28, 2006
Is Michael Jackson planning a comeback in 2007 - in Las Vegas? I know, hard to believe but supposedly Vegas promoter Jack Wishna is masterminding the comeback.
He told the Las Vegas Review Journal: 'We are working on several projects.'
'[Jackson] is one of the greatest entertainers in the world and is poised to return to the top of the entertainment world soon.'
I'm calling bullsh*t on this one since Jacko's career outside Germany has been over for 10 years and this Wishna guy sounds shady as he previously asked Jacko to appear in Vegas during Jackson's child molestation trial.
This is the worst idea ever unless all the wacko jacko family members are involved.
2:50 Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Meg Ryan's braless jaunt through Hawaii with here family is going to give me nightmares.
Britney's was bad enough but at least she is 25 and in her previous life, was a hot pop star. Meg, wrap those up!
2:30 Wednesday, December 27, 2006
With 3 kids, a pop career, and a supposed directorial debut, how the hell does Madonna have time to go to the gym every single day? And that doesn't look like her special Kabbalah water to me. Is she distancing herself from the cult?
Pictures by Raymond Field
2:05 Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn have made their way to Aspen, not sure if they drove that rust bucket all the way there. If you haven't heard, Kurt is starring in 'Grindhouse,' the Quentin Tarantio/Robert Rodriguez double feature gorefest. I'm way stoked on this, check out the trailer
HERE.
Pictures by Ginsburg/Spaly