After all these years Carmen can still work the red carpet. Pictures by Fernando Allende

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Vida showing off the curves that got her to the red carpet. Pictures by Fernando Allende

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Is there a hotter couple in Hollywood or in the world right now? Flawless.

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Enough with the bangs already. Pictures by Fernando Allende

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Because it's Friday and it's the Splash annual drink-up company Christmas party tonight, I need something to tide you folks over with till my hangover wears off around the middle of next week (when the boss' are payin' the staff is playin', right?). I swear on the life of my Strawberry Shortcake doll collection (they still smell like strawberry shortcake, it's intoxicating) that this 'Striptease Competition' is absolutely 100% real. It took place in Vilnius, Lithuania (is Lithuania like stripper mecca?). Strippers from all over the former Soviet Union took part in this mind blowing event. I have no idea who won, and honestly, I don't really care but I am already trying to get an invite to next years 'competition.'

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Pam's makeup artist did an excellent job for her walk down the carpet at the Arby's Action Sports Awards last night. Skin, hair, and even with, what is for her anyway, a more demure outfit, she looks fantastic. Take that Kid Rock.

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