Just because you hide yourself in a black cloak Victoria, doesn't mean we won't spot you! Her outfit didn't look like suitable flying attire as we spotted her leaving LAX airport. Victoria's look reminds me of the film The Crow. Perhaps with one flap of her cloak, she intends to turn into a squawking bird and fly herself home. Creepy. One Splash lady thought she looked like the Very Fields of Nemphilin? Join in and leave your insults on Posh here.

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I'll be honest with you, I am not too fond on the idea of having kids. But if Gavin Rossdale wanted to produce cute kids like this with me, I’ll quite happily become a baby-making machine! What a lucky little lady Gwen is. We spotted the pair out for dinner in New York. I bet when their eating they still look gorgeous.

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Pacific Blue star (remember that show?) Mario Lopez and Britney Spears met in the high rollers lounge at The Palms Casino when Britney was in town recording some tracks for her new album. This chance meeting led to a two day sex romp in Britney's hotel room. Honestly, I don't know if any of this is true because they story comes from someone in Kevin Federline's camp but here are some highlights of the story:

*Kevin Federline is demanding that his baby son Jayden James is blood-tested to see if hard-partying Britney is putting him at risk by breastfeeding. *When she was introduced to Mario, she giggled, 'I've heard so much about you.' Mario replied, 'I hope it was good.' With a wicked grin, Britney said, 'Oh, yes, it was very good.' *The pair headed to Moon nightclub where they put on a show on the dance floor. Britney was drinking a lot (of course) and her dancing with Mario became more and more suggestive. The two of them put on quite a show for the other patrons. *Afterwards, K-Fed heard that Mario was going around saying that Britney cried at the oddest time (gross). *Kevin says that Britney threw out that Mario was 'better' than he was (duh!) *And he said he wouldn't be surprised if Britney slept with someone she just met - because that's exactly what happened when he met Britney. (way to label your soon-to-be ex-wife and mother of your two kids a whore)

God I hope this is true. Pictures by Fernando Allende, Darren Banks, and Alex Turner

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My plan to make all the creepy celebrities move to England is slowly working. First Madonna. Then that hater Gwyneth Paltrow. And now ta-da! David Gest. Liza you owe me one. Picture by Jack Ludlum

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Could more celebrities be dropping celebrity stylish Rachel Zoe? One time Zoe Fan (or Zoebot as they have been dubbed) Kiera Knightly seems to have adapted a more Doctor Who look (US readers check it out on BBC America) on a cold winters day in London with her boyf Rupert Friend. Photos by Raymond Field

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The New York Post is reporting that Britney's all night partying with her new crew, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Brandon Davis, and Lindsay Lohan has caught the eye of the Los Angeles Department of Children & Family Services:

A source close to the singer said, 'The department has been calling Britney trying to set up a meeting with her, so they can check on [Spears' baby sons Sean Preston and Jaden James]. The calls started after this recent bout of bizarre public behavior.'

Kevin Federline and his lawyer have got to be loving this one! But it gets better, Britney's family is concerned about her recent behavior:

Her family is aghast at her all-night partying with Hilton and Davis and were mortified when, on four separate occasions, Spears was shot by paparazzi not wearing any underwear.The family source said her mother, Lynne, 'is very disturbed and has been trying to get a hold of Britney, but she can't. Lynne, Britney's brother, Brian, and her dad, Jamie, are very upset and are trying to stage an intervention with [Spears' manager] Larry Rudolph's help.'

This wouldn't be the first time Britney has faced public scrutiny for her parenting skills. On April 8th the LA County Sherrifs Department was called to her Malibu home after Sean Preston fell from his high chair and hit his head while under the care of a nanny. On May 18th, a pregnant Britney was pictured almost dropping baby Sean Preston when she slipped in her open-toe wedge shoes and then there is the famous picture of Britney driving her car with Sean Preston un-restrained sitting on her lap from February. Pictures by Ginsburg/Spaly, Aaron St. Clair, Cliff & Malia Sobel, Eric Boone, and Jonathan Friolo

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