Could this truly be the happiest day of my life? Keira Knightley looks awful! I personally cannot stand the lady. I have never understood why she has always been rated so highly. So could these pictures be my savour? If these close-ups don’t convince the masses she a trollop, nothing will. Pictures by Ian Lawrence.

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God damn it girl, talk about adding feul to the fire. Madonna is already at war with PETA (Ethical Treatment of Animals) for previous crimes, but that didnt stop her wearing fur last night. She stepped out with hubby Guy Richie, wrapped up all cosy and warm in a coat made from Chinchillas (according to the Daily Mail). She added more insult to injury by wearing the animal coat with boots designed by her close vegitarian friend Stella McCartney. And whilst we're jumping aboard the insult train, Madonna's hands looked pretty saggy and old too. Get some hand cream on woman. Pictures by Tony Brady

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Her hair makes her look like the Mars Attacks alien that dressed up as a woman to sneak into the White House. Pictures by Jackson Lee

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He must have some sort of horse face skeleton fetish. Or, he needs a new beard. What do you think? Pictures by Luis Martinez and Fernando Allende

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'Blood Diamond' stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Connelly and Djimon Hounsou and is set in war torn Sierra Leone. The title refers to diamonds that are mined in war zones (often through forced and slave labor) and finance the conflicts. Pictures by Fernando Allende and Russ Einhorn

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Bette Midler interviewed on Extra TV put Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan on blast for their 24-hour partying and branded them 'sluts.' The Oscar nominated singer/actress admitted she had wild times but said she would never have left home without panties.

'I've been on the other side to the wild and woolly slut that we are seeing around our lives these days and I've taken the other side. I started my life out as pretty wild but I have decided , after much growing and living, that it's time that we got nicer. 'I'm wearing underwear, in fact a lot of underwear. In fact I'm wearing all the underwear that those girls are not wearing- at least two bras and several pairs of panties.'

I have serious issues with Bette Midler over this interview. If any of you have seen any of her performances on TV from the 70's, she never, ever, wore a bra. Also the 'I'm wearing so much underwear' joke is so hacky. Of course she's wearing the entire winter collection of Lane Bryant undergarments, she's not twenty-five, attractive and actually the thought of seeing any part of her exposed body makes me sick to my stomach. Picture by Jackson Lee

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