The Jolie-Pitt crew (minus Shiloh) braved the cold NYC weather to do a little shopping at Lees Art Shop. Maybe doing a little Norman Rockwell portrait of their own for the holidays? Pictures by Ronald Asadorian and Eddie Mejia

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Victoria Beckham looks like she is on the prowl for blood. Her wardrobe never ceases to amaze me. She is like the female version of Andre 300o but not as cool and with less style. Pictures by Ronald Asadorian

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That shade of lipstick only looks good on hookers, trannies, and Christina Aguilera. Not a hot look for Cameron.

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Paris Hilton took Brett Ratner's grandmother shopping with an entire family crew filming the occasion. Word on the street is Brett filming some sort of celebrity spoof for a xmas present. I haven't heard if Paris introduced granny to the benefits of not wearing panties.

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Or it could be all those 'vitamins' he has been taking. More importantly Katie Holmes has a very noticeable stomach bulge. Is she pregnant again? An an unflattering dress? Maybe an emergency turkey leg for Tom? I don't think the world is ready for them to kick out Damian a baby boy to play with Rosemary's Baby Suri. After posting these, I noticed that there is no saving Katie Holmes. She has moved passed that dead in the eyes brain-washed gaze to full on Tom Cruise creepy laughing and insane look face. She is a lost cause. Damn those 'vitamins.' Pictures by Fernando Allende

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Well, not really. Mischa was spotted in NYC with her fly undone after having lunch with boyfriend Cisco Adler (is lunch code for something?). I know work has been a little slow since leaving The O.C. and you have reportedly been a little depressed lately but if you really want us to pay attention, you better step up your game. Britney showed us where her babies came from and that she likes a brazilian on three separate occasions and all you could muster was an unzipped pair of jeans? Come on Mischa, you know this is the only way you're going to get on the cover of the Tabs. Pictures by St. Clair/Ambler

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