Since Britney Spears seems hellbent on destroying her career and her life by dating douchebags we might as well take advantage of the situation and play the 'stuck on a desert island and in order to survive you have to bang one of them, who would it be?' game.

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Jessica really loves those black tights probably as much as we love seeing her in them. Pictures by Toby Canham and Tom Vickers

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Peter Boyle, best known recently as the father on 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital. He had been suffering from multiple myeloma and heart disease.

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What's up Paris Hilton's nose? The wild partying hotel heiress was spotted leaving a top restaurant with what appears to be white stuff up her left nostril. Hilton and Brandon Davis splashed out a whopping $2600 for a slap-up lunch and then left with the strange looking nasal passage clearly visible through the car window. Paris and Davis each had Caesar Salads followed by two $1050 dishes of Kobe Steaks with white truffles. They gulped down cokes and mineral waters. The bill came to $2350-- and a $250 tip. "Paris played the real star keeping her sunglasses on throughout the meal," said a diner at Nellos restaurant on glitzy Madison Avenue, New York. UPDATE: Paris's flack Elliot Mintz has put his spin on the white out: He tells us it could well be a stray piece of dessert, a 'sugary' substance or a light reflection....What do you readers think?

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Does Tom Cruise have two more recruits for his vitamin popping and Xenu fighting Scientology army? There has been a lot of chatter that Jennifer Lopez, at the urging of close friend and Scientologist Leah Remini, was turning to the cult Church to help her get pregnant and now Page Six is reporting that Jim Carrey may be taking introductory and beginner classes. J-Lo and Carrey left us scratching our heads when they attended Cruise's Italian wedding but now it makes complete sense. I don't know why J-Lo thinks Scientology is going to help her get pregnant since the Church is very pro-adoption and as for Jim Carrey? I think he is trying anything to help his declining career. Losing these two to Scientology wouldn't be that big of a deal for me, I don't particularly like Jennifer Lopez and Jim Carrey hasn't made me laugh in years, they would be easy to boycott. Pictures by Ronald Asadorian and Luis Martinez

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I have always liked Gwen Stefani, but of recent I am a little worried I have become obsessed. How does this girl look good all the time? Splash spotted Gwen signing autographs outside her New York hotel. Her skin was so blemish free, it almost looked like milk! If you know Gwen's secret, let me know.

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