How much is Britney paying Paris for this 'friendship'? I hope it's a lot, because I certainly wouldn't hold up Britney's tit for nothing. I think she needs to realise, after two kids, those puppies don't quite sit where they used to. Note to Britney, Paris can wear skimpy dresses because she's flat chested. But again, round of applause for not being totally daft, she has Paris holding her baby, her boobs and driving her around!

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This doesn’t looks like the most enjoyable outing. Swamped by paparazzi and blinded by Paris's dress, Britney looks tired and bored. Dragging three kids around the shops is never easy. As well as trying to entertain Sean Preston, she had child Paris and Ruby Stewart (Rod Stuarts daughter) in tow. Although Britney obviously isn’t that dumb, as she realises Paris could come in handy as a baby holder. I thought the whole point of this pr stunt was to look immensely happy and to convince everyone life is peachy. This is all complete rubbish. Although very entertaining watching these two think their friendship looks believable.

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Kevin Federline really has been left clutching at straws in his bid to make sure he has no enemies. Kevin took the time to apologies to photographer Jill Spaulding at nightspot Tao in Las Vegas. After an incident back in October resulted in Jill being hit by a camera. With a gentle peck on the cheek for the lady, perhaps Kevin is keen to keep the media happy. Well no gentlemen kisses will win me over I think you’re an idiot! I'll let you guys leave some stronger hate comments! Pictures by Scott Doctor.

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I get the boots and I get the tights but together? Pictures by Ginsburg/Spaly

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Try not to vomit and let is know if you would save the human race with Courtney Love, Amanda LePore, and/or Jocelyn Wildenstein. Who says you have to choose just one? And I do know that Amanda LePore is technically a dude so ladies figure that out. Pictures by Jon Crwys-Williams, Jonathan Friolo, & Jackson Lee

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Don't know about you, but I can't wait till the latest Hollywood love affair becomes the hottest celerity feud. Does anyone really think they like each other? Look at the sincerity....The only real questions are who will a) steal the other one's new boyfriend. b) stab each other in the back c) slag the other off behind their backs a la fire crotch style d) run off with Nicole Ritchie.

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