Who knew that the ladies loved John Lovitz? Some topless cougars flirted with John Lovitz on a Miami beach proving to us all, that if you are even just a little bit famous it doesn't matter how fat or balding you are, chicks still want to do you.

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Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman had the best costumes by far last night. None of this 'National Dress Like a Whore' day stuff from Christina (I know, strange huh?)

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I don't know what Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be for Halloween (possibly a French maid who moonlights as a Hunts Point hooker and a burlesque dancer?) but I do know where she bought it. Pictures by Chris Whittle and Tom Vickers

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For two guys, who are only famous for being members of the billionaire Davis family and if certain rumors are correct, are currently going broke, Brandon and Jason are certainly douchebags (sorry mom). No other way to put it, just big time douchebags. On a side note, is it just me or is Jason Davis rather flamboyant, even by West Hollywood standards? Grrrrr.

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Of course Paris is the last one to get into the limo... ...and the last one to get out. Do you think she sends a memo to all her hanger ons friends with a strict limo entry/exit protocol? Video by Timothy Abad

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After hosting the Price is Right for 35 years, Bob Barker has announced that he is retiring and hanging up his skinny mic in June. That collective meowing/barking you hear is millions of pets around the country cheering that their owner's will not be reminded to spay and neuter them everyday. Picture by Ronald Asadorian

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