Pictures by Russ Einhorn

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In the wake of her Divorce, Britney Spears has put her Malibu mansion up for sale for a cool $13.5 million. Fulfill all your creepy Britney Spears fantasies in any of the 8 bedrooms or take you obsession outdoors to the pool or tennis court. It even has a recording studio where you can add that touch of professionalism that all the lipsynching videos you upload to YouTube have lacked in the past.

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Two US college students are suing 20th Century Fox and One America Productions for their appearance in the box office hit Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan. The two unnamed students claim that the producers told them the movie would not be shown in America and that the misogynistic and racist comments they made were alcohol induced. They are seeking to have their image and likeness removed from the film along with an unspecified monetary damages.

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Sad news to report today as a spokesperson confirms that Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage last week. The 39-year-old former Baywatch star has been in Vancouver, CA filming her latest movie and it is believe that the stress and the pressure of her rigorous filming schedule is believed to have caused the miscarriage. Pam and recently married hubby, Kid Rock, plan to keep trying.

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Britney Spears became visibly upset as she read all the tabloid headlines concerning her divorce as she shopped for baby supplies, chocolate, and a Santa hat. Noticing the headlines Britney put her hands to her mouth and, according to witnesses, appeared to hold back tears behind her oversized sunglasses but when she noticed the waiting paparazzi outside the store, Britney put on a brave face and smiled for the cameras. Check out the video HERE.

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When Kimora Lee spat her chewing gum into Russell Simmons hand, I think she misunderstood the "keep a child alive" backdrop logo. Perhaps a financial donation would be of better use Kimora Lee.

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