What about you? Is Kelis shaking her rump on stage in New York bringing you to the yard? These pictures make me feel like vomiting. Pictures by GTV

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If you don't already know, this hand gesture, the V or backwards peace symbol, is the same as flipping someone the bird in the UK. Legend (or myth) has it that it comes from when French soldiers would cut off the middle and forefingers of British archers so that they could no longer draw their bows. The British would then show their defiance by flipping the V sign to the French to show that they were still capable of firing their bows.

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Some of Kevin Federline's underage fans outside of his Norfolk, Virgina show. I hope K-Fed knows that playing with their fire leads to a cell mate playing with his. Picture by Eric Munn

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We are only 6 days into the Britney Spears/Kevin Federeline divorce and K-Fed is already desperately trying to sell off some video footage. Not video of Britney (yet) but video of the Paparazzi. It seems K-Fed has installed a video camera setup in his car to record the paparazzi scrambling to get pictures of him. According to K-Fed:

The paparazzi turn into a pack of wolves. I got some pretty funny video footage of them just tripping all over themselves like dominos.

The only people I see buying this are Cameron Diaz, Alec Baldwin, and Julia Roberts and only if it is set to the Benny Hill theme or even something from the Key Stone Cops. On a side note, since when do dominoes trip over themselves?

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Wow Tara, you sure do clean up nicely. A few more appearances like this and we all may forget about this and this and this. Pictures by Russ Einhorn

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I have to give it up to Nicole she looks great and even looks a wee bit healthier. Now if she would just ditch those gigantic glasses. Pictures by Cliff and Malia Sobel

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