Paris Hilton: Diary Entry 3rd Oct

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"Today I was like totally cool and hard, cos I like wore chains and I was like totally rude too cos i swore on my tshirt. I also hung out with my sister, you might know her, she's called Nicky. Ive named her the ugly one, and no matter how many times I her tell her to walk 10 paces behind me, she never listens." Picture by: Jonathan Friolo/In House Photo.

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Hilarious


You know you're a bad writer when you can't even make fun of penis hilton. Keep tryin' though...


the writer is making fun of hilton, so whats 8:38 on about?


Way to copy gofugyourself.com. Diary entry and all. Too bad they are so much funnier.


anon 938amthe gofugyourself.com girls did not invent diary entries you pathetic moron. Grow up


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