I'm not too sure what Kevin Federline is trying to show us here? The fact that he is proud he can wipe his nose on his t-shirt or that he has the audacity to promote his failing flop of a career on his t-shirt and to think we give a ..... Pictures by London Entertainment.

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Tommy Lee's lady friend seemed to be trying her hardest to look as seductive for her lunch buddy as possible. She was doing okay until she seemed to take a shine to molesting her cocktail glass. Perhaps she realised she didn’t have enough change to cover the meal, so she volunteered to wash up. Nice. Pictures by London Entertainment.

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I don't know, you pay a man to do a job. I said knock her out, not protect her. You just can't get the staff now days.

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Who's scarier looking: Sarah Jessica Parker or the evil dead vampire kid in the front? Picture by Jennifer Mitchel

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Guns 'N Roses is on tour if any of you care. Im pretty sure the sound will make you wish for the days of Duff McKagan, Izzy Stradlin, or even Matt Sorum and Tracii Guns. For some reason Axl Rose is still rockin' the braids and leather (thank god its a jacket and not pants) and still doing his patented hip shaky thing and mic stand shuffle. Make sure to see an early date on the concert schedule as Axl and the rest of Gun's have a habit of canceling shows, showing up late, ending tours early, and starting riots.

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Tara Reid went on the Today Show to discuss the plastic surgery disasters that are her breasts and the scars and bumps left from her liposuction. If you missed the interview she described her breasts as looking 'like goose shape eggs, there was a lot of scarring, I got butchered up.' I guess she looks 'better' but her hair looks like a wig and her legs look Nicole Richie thin. Such a shame that she will never be the beauty that she was in 'Van Wilder.' To top it off, there was only one person or dare I say 'fan' waiting for her autograph.

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