October 2006 Archives

Danny Glover finally figures out how to hail a cab

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Was that a low blow? He's actually filming a new movie tentatively titled 'Be Good' but he may want to take the costume home and use it when he needs a ride around NYC or at the very least when he is above 125th st. Picture by Brian Prahl

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The Father, the Son, and Nicole Richie?

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Nicole Richie has checked herself into a private residential facility to figure out why can't gain weight and not, I repeat, not for an eating disorder. Obesity is an epidemic here in the United States and a growing problem in Europe but for some reason, Nicole is the only person that cannot gain weight. Right now all of you are saying its because she uses drugs or it's because she's bulimic or anorexic or the pills and nutrient rich low-calorie astronaut food that allow her to keep that thinspiration figure for all those Ana's Angels out there. You're wrong; it's because she's the Messiah. The doctors have no idea who they have in their custody. They should be taking samples (another good reason for stem cell research) and creating a new diet drug or miracle vaccine so all us can spend our days eating McGriddles, Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick, and deep fried Coca-Cola's. We could line up like old people do for flu shots and never have to worry about the gym or what we ate, or not fitting into our jeans 15 minutes before our date with the hot guy from marketing.

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Who the hell is Chrystee Pharris???

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And what the f@#$% is she wearing? Picture by Fernando Allende

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K-Fed wears his heart on his shoes

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So when his album drops to awful reviews, laughable sales (purchases out of curiosity or joke gifts no doubt) and 2 weeks of spoofs, YouTube rebuttals, and lampooning on late night TV will Kevin Federline trade these in for shoes with little broken hearts on them?

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I'm not a fan of Sienna Miller as a person but I'm a fan of almost any woman (read: only hot women) wearing short dresses and showing a lot of leg. Pictures by Jackson Lee and Ronald Asadorian

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Since when is Carmen Electra a credit counselor?

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Louis Hoch, President and COO of Payment Data Systems, Inc. actually said this about the card:
We are excited to partner with such a talented personality as Ms. Electra to offer this exciting card program. The Carmen Electra Prepaid MasterCard and Carmen Electra Gift MasterCard cards are unlike any others because of their extremely competitive pricing, exclusive Carmen Electra content and continuously evolving features and benefits.
Not sure what kind of 'Exclusive' Carmen Electra content a payment services company can provide (maybe discounted ATM withdrawals at strip clubs?) or what the 'continuously evolving features and benefits' of pre-paid credit or gift cards will be but if your credit is that bad and want to pay a $4 monthly maintenance fee or you can't figure out what to buy for that creepy Carmen Electra obsessed friend of yours, I guess this is the card for you. Pictures by Luis Martinez

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