I was having so much fun picking apart Jessica's appearance and looking forward to her eventual slide into Britney Spears territory but those extensions certainly do improve her look. Doh!@#$% Pictures by Jonathan Friolo/In House Photos

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Nicky Hilton's arrival at the David Letterman show yesterday was nothing compared to her sisters back in June. Only a handful took the time to stand at the barriers to greet her. I find it so tough with these two; I can't decide which one I like best? The laidback, un-annoying, normal, but boring Nicky. Or the money grabbing, limelight sucking, but fun and happy over publicised Paris? Help me decide and leave your choices. Pictures by Janet Mayer.

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Updated: Things are not always what they seem! The young man circled is Jordan Edmund, allegedly the former congressional page being named as the key figure in the scandal. Thanks for playing! For those of you living under a rock or in the Ozarks for that matter (see Deliverance), former Republican Senator Mark Foley of Florida is being investigated for improper sexual conversations he had over Instant Messenger with an underage congressional page. I have attached one of the 'tamer' conversations below as my mom reads this (hi mom) but if you had to pick one of the guys below, as the victim (who is now 21), who would you choose? For all the grammar and spelling police operatives combing this blog, I have left their conversations as is. Oh, and the now infamous Maf54 screen name is Foley. Maf54 (7:37:27 PM): how my favorite young stud doing Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:46 PM): tired and sore Xxxxxxxxx (7:37:52 PM): i didnt no waltzing could make you sore Maf54 (7:38:04 PM): from what Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:34 PM): what do you mean from what Xxxxxxxxx (7:38:42 PM): from waltzing…im sore from waltzing Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): tahts good Maf54 (7:39:32 PM): you need a massage Maf54 signed off at 7:39:37 PM. Maf54 signed on at 7:40:35 PM. Xxxxxxxxx (7:40:44 PM): got kicked off? Maf54 (7:41:24 PM): must have Xxxxxxxxx (7:41:57 PM): ugh tomorrow i have the first day of lacrosse practice Maf54 (7:42:27 PM): love to watch that Maf54 (7:42:33 PM): those great legs running Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:38 PM): haha…they arent great Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:45 PM): thats why we have conditioning Xxxxxxxxx (7:42:56 PM): 2 days running….3 days lifting Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:11 PM): every week Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:14 PM): until the end of march Maf54 (7:43:27 PM): well dont ruin my mental picture Xxxxxxxxx (7:43:32 PM): oh lol…sorryMaf54 (7:43:54 PM): nice Maf54 (7:43:54 PM): youll be way hot then Xxxxxxxxx (7:44:01 PM): haha…hopefullyMaf54 (7:44:22 PM): better be Maf54 (7:46:01 PM): well I better let you go do oyur thing

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Just a few pictures of celebrities enjoying Fashion Week in Paris. Can you figure out who doesn't belong? Yes, that is Don Johnson. What is Don Johnson doing at Fashion Week with the likes of Salma Hayek, Janet Jackson, and Victoria Beckham?

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I guess if you used the Thighmaster every day for 15 years you too could look like Suzanne Somers. Pictures by Noodles

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Can someone please tell me why Dina Lohan is on the cover of a magazine? I have never heard of 'Boulevard Magazine' so is this the only way to drum up some publicity? Please do the right thing and boycott this magazine. Pretty please? With sugar on top? Pictures by Janet Mayer

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