OMG, Paris Hilton's extentions go up and down quicker than her relationships with Nicole Richie and Stavros. It's not even two weeks into October and she has changed them four times. I'm placing a guess on Nicole and Paris not being friends anymore by the next time she changes her hair length.

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I have figured out how Nicole Richie got so thin and stays that way. It's not the lack of eating. It's not drugs. And it's not anorexia or bulimia. Those aren't bracelets on her wrists, they're weights. Nicole's busy schedule of club hopping, shopping, and general celubutante duties don't afford her the time to hit the gym so she has to exercise on the go. Those huge hand bags she is always carrying? They're full of rocks. Oversize sunglasses? Made of lead. Her cellphone? Really a dumbbell.

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Looks like Ashton reached into his old modeling days manbag and pulled out his version of 'blue steel' and 'magnum' at the UK premiere of The Guardian. Pictures by Simon Earl

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Just kidding, it's just Mary-Kate Olsen and what is most probably a regular sized guy out together in Paris. Could this be a new flame? A stalker? Or just a fan of Lord of the Rings trying to get close to his favorite character Gollum?

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Jessica Biel took her two dogs for a walk in Brentwood yesterday. I know several men (and women) that would love to be at the end of her leash. Pictures by London Entertainment

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Worst hairdos ever. Seriously.

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