Girls aloud and Russell Brand (the most annoying humans to plague London) backed against a wall in a line up! Now, if you can just put these blindfolds on and turn around girls and boys, this wont hurt a bit! Pictures by Alistair Macpherson.

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Why was Kate leaving the Dorchester Hotel in London yesterday for the Q Awards, when her very own house is just around the corner? Was it to meet her expert stylists before the big event? Maybe she was having her make up done? Going by these photographs I would think not. Perhaps it was Kate's bid to outwit the paps? What do you think Kate was doing up there in her hotel room? Pictures by Simon Earl and Pete Goddard.

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That is Paris Hilton going in for the kill on Travis Barker. I am getting nauseas just looking at these. This all went down at the Playboy Mansion's Halloween party while Barker's soon to be ex-wife and former Playmate Shanna Moakler was also in the room. Classy.

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Can you guess who's dressed as the Big Bad Wolf with Little Red Riding Hood by his side? UPDATE: After a few good guesses only one of you got it (good job Celeb Slam), it's Kiefer Sutherland and his girlfriend Catherine Bisson. Thanks for playing! Picture by Richard Beetham

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I hate to put Halle on blast because she's hot and does a lot of work for charity and the environment but girl almost came undone while out with her boyfriend. I thought I had a treat worthy of the Side Boob Hour but sadly that is a tan bra. Pictures by Michelle Garcia

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Do you know which female star is the proud owner of these (faint) stretch marks?

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