Michael Jordan was visiting London yesterday as part of his nine-day European tour. I don't know what to be more scared of, his enormous shoulders consuming his tiny head, or his gigantic shadow? Pictures by Alistair Macpherson.

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I am a huge fan of Kirsten Dunst, and for a second I was getting a little worried about her. The ankle socks, the strange old man shoes and unwashed hair? I love her quirky personality, but that was a little too quirky for me. It's great to see her new hair do and rosey cheeks, out there reminding us all she is beautiful. Now lets hope Jake Gyllenhaal notices, they made a great couple. Pictures by Noodles

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Kate Bosworth and Lindsay Lohan both opted for the dark and edgy look when they attended the launch for the new Tommy Hilfiger store in Paris. Lindsay definitely went all out Goth. When you see a celeb in a new outfit that looks totally over thought about and a complete move away from their usual wardrobe, it's fun to have a giggle at their expense. I have visions of Lindsay sliding the black fur coat (I'm not claiming if it's real or not) over her head, then thinking no if I just cover half my head, I’d look so cool. If what Lindsay Lohan is wearing is called Fashion, and I seem ignorant in not knowing the latest in fashion, then quite frankly ignorance is bliss. I can only imagine when Lindsay was deciding what to wear from the black section of her colour co-ordinated wardrobe, she stuck it all on. Perhaps she too has been visiting Pumpkin Patch like all the other L.A starlets and the Halloween bug just took over.

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Elizabeth Hurley hasn't forgotten that her breasts made her famous (along with a little sympathy from us due to Hugh Grants questionable choice in a hooker). Remember that low-cut dress she wore to the London premiere of 'Four Weddings and a Funeral' as an unknown model on the arm of Grant? Yeah, that one. So now she is returning the gesture by making the rounds promoting breast cancer awareness, a cause near and dear to our hearts (we love boobies). But instead of just a little pink ribbon, pink cell phone, or some pink Campbell's Soup cans, Hurley is flaunting those famous breasts to grab our attention and I, for one, am definitely paying attention.

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That is Kim Kardashian's rear end, bum, butt, booty, pirate treasure, badonkadonk, rump, junk in the trunk, apple bottom, can, caboose, buns, tush, seat, tail, keister, posterior, backside, behind, ass, fanny, or derriere for all of you that emailed me for this. Enjoy. Pictures by Jonathan Friolo/In House Photos

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I like Jamie Lynn Sigler and thinks shes attractive but she has this habit of wearing unflattering and frumpy dresses. Girl needs some sexier attire.

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