The bad outfit trifecta is complete with Penelope Cruz's awful tuxedo thing. Whoever told her she looked great when she walked out the door needs to be fired.

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Another bad dress but Sandra Bullocks hair and makeup look great. Pictures by Fernando Allende

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Not a fan of the dress but Jennifer Garner looks fantastic. Her lips look a little extra plump to you? Pictures by Fernando Allende

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Stephanie Seymour should know better than to show up to the 2006 Whitney Gala in New York City wearing a too shear black top. Too bad for her but good times for us.

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I wonder if when pop stars hire Bodyguards, they imagine themselves being saved and whisked off their feet, like a scene straight out of The Bodyguard. Well, maybe not, but Elton John's employees (dumb and dumber) certainly have a lot to learn. They were caught off guard yesterday as photographers started to snap away. They quickly caught up in a clumsy scuffle. Perhaps this photo of Jennifer Aniston will remind them of how bodyguards should look and behave.

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Is it me, or does Jamie Burke (spotted yesterday out with Lindsay Lohan) look a lot like a younger version of Johnny Depp?

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