Tara Reid went on the Today Show to discuss the plastic surgery disasters that are her breasts and the scars and bumps left from her liposuction. If you missed the interview she described her breasts as looking 'like goose shape eggs, there was a lot of scarring, I got butchered up.' I guess she looks 'better' but her hair looks like a wig and her legs look Nicole Richie thin. Such a shame that she will never be the beauty that she was in 'Van Wilder.' To top it off, there was only one person or dare I say 'fan' waiting for her autograph.