he was the heir to the billion dollar family fortune that, if rumors are correct, is no longer. family dealt in oil and his grandfather sucked all these people in through shady back room handshake deals to drill for oil. The only oil he ever found is in his grandsons hair

teh only thing that springs to mind is "who ate all the pies...?"

we don't know him here either...he is just a fat, greasy, vile blob that shows up with another useless heir named after a city and they get their pics taken everywhere....for no reason....

the "fuss" is he's an ASSHOLE....and no one ikes him here except the Hilton Sisters and Joe Francis. all EXCELLENT examples of good character.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$need i say more?

It would be a crying shame if these spoiled kids really had to work like the rest of the normal world.

Woof Woof

No, seriously. We have no idea who he is. None. The paparrazi started taking his picture for no reason and now we have to look at him. Really. No idea.

former(?) billionaire fat Elvis

American shipping heir. Drunk pal of Paris Hilton originator and ardent super hater of Lindsay Lohan's "firecrotch". Also called Lindsay Lohan "poor".

Fuss?!?!?!?!?! UGHHHH!!!!

he is very rich, used to date mischa barton, and infamously called lindsay lohan "firecrotch" while walking away from a club with Paris Hilton. in fact, it was a long tirade bashing lindsay, not just a statement. also, americans believe he has the most uncanny ability to be greasy, as he ALWAYS looks greasy.

NAAAAAAAAAASTY

when he dated mischa barton he actually looked normal. then he turned into a gluttonous coked out blob wash-out. hes most always intoxicated in some way, which is why he looks so gross and greasy all the time. and he represents that one asshole guy similar to many americans who are douchebag sexist assholes.