Bruce Willis finally gets his star
7:25 Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Bruce Willis finally received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, long overdue for the man who uttered the generation defining phrase 'yippee kayay motherfucker.' To put that in perspective, check out the celebrities below that received their stars before Bruce.
Paula Abdul (Laker Girl, bad pop star, awful reality game show judge)
Tim Allen (animal grunts and xmas movie sequels does not equal a star)
Terry Bradshaw (seriously, in TV)
Beau Bridges (Not even the most famous one in his family)
Garth Brooks (Totally a tourism move)
Drew Carey (His glasses should get the star, not him)
Destiny's Child (Did McDonalds pay for this?)
Kenny G (did anyone show up?)
Arsenio Hall (pop culture footnote)
Queen Latifah (Can you believe it's in Film?)
Randy Quaid (Not even most famous sibling)
Ryan Seacrest (Is this a joke?)
David Spade (Why?)
Picture by Russ Einhorn
Anyone can buy a star...they mean nothing now.Vanna fucking White has had one for years.
vanna white deserves a star, spent much of my youth fantasizing about her. she could turn my letters any time.
Ryan Seacrest isn't a joke. I checked the listing and he definitely has a star! Why?????????????????????????
I dont think thats what they meant when they called Seacrest's star a "joke". But come on Nicole Kidman and Charlize Theron fell off airplanes from Australia and South Africa and promptly got Stars. They dont mean a damn thing these days.
bruce deserved that star a long, long time ago!
It's not that big of an accomplishment to have a star...they are BOUGHT!!! It's not an "award".
I think he totally deserves it... Finally it's done!