Stop being so Posh !

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For christ sake Victoria just SMILE! Would it really be that bad. Go on, we could just start you off with a small smirk and work our way up. You've managed to prise a gap between your lips, so its a good sign. Your kids must think you're in a constant strop. I haven't even got the energy to start on that dress! Why dont you just chill out, grab a starbucks in your baggy jeans and a tshirt and look happy. You could even check out our great archive of chilled celebs for a role model.

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No doubt, she's definitely got a lot to smile about with that hot hubby and three beautiful kids. Andhaving that bod after having 3 beautiful kids. The boobs are too fake though.


yeah but her husband did cheat on her.......but she's rich......so i'd be smiling........


She's sooo stupid, sooo superficial, sooo not talented at all for anything... I can't believe such kind of people could ever have any success, I mean, from a monetary point of view... All right, sexually too. I hate her.


She's so botoxed up she cant make any facial expressions other than "mask". "having that bod after having 3 beautiful kids" has more to do with eating sashimi daily and fukkall else! That woman is tannorexic and needs a good steak sandwich. Tits like half grapefruits shoved unceremoniously under her skin, you'd have thought she could afford better. The sad thing is that she is a below average looking lass with a hubby thats way above her looks quotient...she said it herself, david is "gorgeous" while she wants to be that too instead of just "funny".Yuck. How can anyone have sex with that manequin??? Brand Beckham is whats pushing those two automatons! He isnt exactly the brightest bulb in the box.


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