Elle MacPherson celebrated her daughters christening over the weekend with friends and family in Rome. Victoria Beckham was among the guests, but looked more suited to attend a funeral. A rigid looking wicked witch of the west dress accompanied her usual pout of thunder. Even inside the church Victoria didn’t seem to be enjoying the happy occasion. Maybe the thoughts of a fourth child were weighing on her mind. Eek Posh, that would mean 9 months of sensible dresses!

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I really do wonder what all the fuss is about when it comes to Matthew McConaughey. Granted he has a fantastic body, but look at my top 5 reasons not to fancy him, and let me know your thoughts.

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Willie Nelson does not mess around. That my friends is 1.5lbs of marijuana and 2/10's of a pound of mushrooms confiscated from Willie Nelson's tour bus on September 18th. His tour bus was pulled over in Louisiana and during the routine traffic stop cops detected the smell of marijuana and the subsequent search turned up the drugs. Nelson, who is 73(!!!) and four others on the bus were given minor drug possession citations and released at the scene. 73 and still living like a rock star.

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Paris Hilton threw a little shindig at her Hollywood house last night, sort of a going away party (hopefully she wont come back) as she is off on a promo tour for her new album. The party was sponsored by AsomBroso tequila because that's what people who get DUI's do, throw tequila parties for Hollywood's elite. Of course BFF Kim Kardashian was there as well as an open shirt wearing Dave Navarro, ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, Pamela Anderson, Courtney Love, Steve-O, Andy Milonakis, Jeremy Piven (looking a little thin up top) and Lindsay Lohan! What? What was firecrotch Lindsay Lohan doing there? Is this war between her and Paris a media fabrication? Pictures by Alex Turner

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Hooters, the 'delightfully tacky, yet unrefined' restaurant made famous for its' busty female waitresses has some competition. Not one, but two new restaurants are ready to chip away at Hooters key demographic; men who like to drink beer and look at scantily clad women. Hawaiian Tropics, the company famous for making sunscreen, has just opened an eatery in Times Square (launched by Petra Nemcova) where Miss Hawaiian Tropic beauty pageant winners will serve food in mini-sarongs. Not one to miss out on an opportunity sell his daughter's body, Joe Simpson has announced plans to open a restaurant where waitresses wear the 'Daisy Duke' shorts that Jessica wore for the film The Dukes of Hazzard. God help us.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt looks great out in NYC yesterday as she steps out with Scottish boyfriend Ross McColl (I bet his name sounds way cool in his Scottish brogue).

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