11:08 Monday, September 25, 2006
Steven Tyler announced that he has secretly been
battling hepatitis C for decades. Tyler was only diagnosed with the deadly disease three years ago but has been undergoing rigorous and aggressive treatment with so much success that if his appearance on 'Two and Half Men' tonight is awful, you only have his acting ability to blame.
Pictures by Colin Drummond, Lawrence Schwartzwald and Brett Kaffee
10:26 Monday, September 25, 2006
Ashlee Simpson better get in as much rehearsal time as possible at the
Cambridge Theatre as she makes her non-lipsynching debut as Roxie Hart tonight in the West End production of 'Chicago.'
Simon Earl, Raymond Field, and Dean Chapple
10:06 Monday, September 25, 2006
If you were going to make a sparkling wine and put it in a can instead of the traditional bottle and cork, who would you choose to be the face of your product? If you said Paris Hilton then you and the people of
Rich Prosecco are on the same page. Paris is in Venice, Italy to promote the product which presumably lacks the same amount of class as Paris herself. Genius.
Pictures by
Ian Lawrence
9:07 Monday, September 25, 2006
I think Fergie has almost figured out that we all prefer her body to her face. Just sweep you hair a little more in front of your face honey and we will all be happy.
Pictures by Jackson Lee
8:36 Monday, September 25, 2006
Jake: Dad, why does everyone think I'm gay?
Dad: Well, since you and
snaggletooth Kirsten Dunst broke up, you have been pictured in spandex with Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong.
Jake: But we're just friends who like to hang out and exercise together. Lance won the Tour de France like 6 times, he can teach me a lot and Matthew McConaughey, look at that guy, he's an Adonis.
Dad: You just described another man as an 'Adonis.' That could be why. Call up Jessica Simpson, she's single and desperate for attention. She will make a man out of you.
Jake: Thanks dad, you're the bestest.
Pictures by
Aaron St. Clair/Ambler
4:27 Monday, September 25, 2006
Nicole Richie was out celebrating her 25th birthday last night at Mr. Chow's and the Hyde Lounge in L.A. Her boyfriend Brody Jenner and Mischa Barton were some of the friends attending from a party of 50. I would like to raise a glass to Nicole's body and applaud her bones for lasting another year in that frail frame. I hope she allowed herself some birthday cake.
