Nicole, stop with the headbands. Not a good look for you or anyone really. Pictures by Hot Shots Worldwide

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If only we didnt have to look at her face. The pose would have been perfect. Pictures by Brian Prahl

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Paris Hilton left Hyde nightclub in Hollywood at 2:30 AM the night after being arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol. She donned a dark wig and her publicist Eliot Mintz drove her home (Is chauffeur in his contract?). You would think that the best PR move would be to stay home but since this is Paris, she needs to capitalize on any and all media attention, good or bad.

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Lindsay Lohan was devastated last night after being robbed of jewelry worth at least $1MILLION at Heathrow Airport. She was leaving Terminal One when she realized someone had stolen her orange Hermes designer handbag. I thought Lindsay only collected bikini's and an unpopular fan base? She was evidently distraught, as it was packed with some of her favorite jewelry - worth around £533,000. The posh Hermes Birkin bag also contained Lindsay's much-needed asthma medication. Harry was so distraught that he'd be having a quiet night with no Lohan Love. The star is reportedly "begging for the return of the items. She doesn't care how she gets her stuff back, she just wants them back." Pass the tissues.

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Eva Longoria hosted The Tampico Beverages El Sueno De Esperanza Gala, a cancer charity event, last night. She is either shorter than she appears or these chicks are giants. Photo by Anna Pocaro/London Entertainment

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Could it be that Jessica Simpson's most prized asset is not her body but her mouth (we all know it's not her brain)? She definitely deserves an Oscar for her ability to feign excitement, joy, anger, surprise, lust, and horror on the red carpet.

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