Eeewwwwwwww! Kate Moss needs a knee lift, pronto. That’s gross! You don't see those saggy knee knockers on her advertisements! And what’s with new friend Winona Ryder, taking her shopping with you Kate isn't going to earn you any discounts, just security guards! Pictures by Ronald Asadorian and Lawrence Schwartzwald

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What's with all the sack shaped dresses Mischa? Are you hiding Cisco Adler under there? They have been growing and growing in size over the last few months, strangely coinciding with a record number of curtain and table cloth thefts. I know you and your friends like the hippy look, but this lastest black number makes you look like you've gained 40lbs !

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I remember when New Kids On The Block were the biggest thing in the world and I had all the girls in my 6th grade class had NKOTB Trapper Keepers and would scream/cry/faint whenever they saw them on TV. Now to see Jordan Knight, sitting by himself in a Walmart (not a Tower Records or a Virgin), signing his CD for 4 people is really sad. To top it off, these pictures are exclusive, meaning only one photographer showed up, which begs the question; If you have a CD signing and no one shows up, did it ever happen? Pictures by Shane Conway

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I think it's the baggy shirt but I could be wrong. What do you think? Pictures by Steve Dennett

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Mena Suvari needs to fire her stylist. Actually, she should fire any of her friends that let her walk out of the house like that. Picture by Ed Isabella

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Sorry for all the Paris Hilton posts but if I have to look at this picture and suffer, then you do to. I just got the shivers thinking about what goes on backstage. Sleep tight tonight. Picture by Doug Meszler

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