11:11 Monday, September 18, 2006
Jessica Simpson is pictured leaving her hotel looking a tad healthier then previously pictured. She was on her way to the doctor to get her throat checked again. We can only hope she is forced to retire from singing, speeding up the inevitable downfall to "topless screamer" in a B horror movie.
Pictures by
St. Clair/Goddard
8:33 Monday, September 18, 2006
Lindsay Lohan reportedly fell and fractured her wrist friday during a fashion show at Milk Studios in New York. Lindsay's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said there would be a "formal investigation into what happened." Zelnik claims the venue "didn't take proper measures to prevent slips on the slick ground." Ooo, I smell a lawsuit. This is Lindsay's fourth trip to the hospital this year. Her previous visits were due to'asthma,' 'heat exhaustion,' and for a 'cut on her leg' that she received at Bryan Adams house. I hope she has a good Insurance plan, these co-pays are going to start to add up.
Picture by
Luisa Johns
6:11 Monday, September 18, 2006
Tom Cruise only has to stand there and he's annoying! I bet this is his 'Scientology Superhero Stance'. Wonder how long it will be before Tom Cruise dolls hit a Scientology store near you! Anyway lets start a game,
T is for Tom.
T is for Twit.
T is for Total Ass
I'm sure there are some of you who can really use your imagination on this one.
3:18 Monday, September 18, 2006
Why is everyone so excited to see Nicole Richie eating? Look at 'what' she is eating. Don’t people with eating disorders usually scoff on junk food and then visit the ladies to erm ‘powder their nose’, if you catch my drift? Her frame is malnourished enough, but hell Nicole, add a non-nutriental heart clogging burger just for fun. Feel free to slate me in the comments for being too harsh, but i don't want to hear any "she can't win either way" comments!
Pictures by Ginsburg/Spaly
3:13 Friday, September 15, 2006
It must suck to have hit the peak of your career at age 15. On the bright side that's even more time to watch her fade in to oblivion (or '...fade into Bolivian' if Mike Tyson were writing this blog).
Pictures by Jackson Lee
3:10 Friday, September 15, 2006
I like her other 'lumps' better
Pictures by London Entertainment
