Christina Aguilera showed up to Justin Timberlake's record release party in her usual red lipstick and matching outfit (she should really trdemark this look) not looking to thrilled to be there. I wonder where hubby Jordan Bratman is?

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I hope Gwyneth's hand smells good or little Moses is going to suffocate.

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Jessica Simpson looked like a Stepford Housewife at the premiere of her new film 'Employee of the Month' in Hollywood last night. Has she been replaced by an easily programmed, look-alike robot? Her over the shoulder looks were creepy, and that smile makes her look possessed! Bet Nick Lachey wishes he had Jessica remodelled by a housewife that dutifully cooks, cleans and caters to their husbands needs before she divorced him. Pictures by Anna Pocaro/London Entertainment

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Mandy Moore arrived at LAX from New York in an outfit that can be described in two words; not hot. If she was wearing a little neon she would look like an extra from Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Todays Page Six reports that Stephen Baldwin claims that his born-again Christianity hasn't hurt his relationship with his brothers (although it has done wonders for his career). "I speak to my brothers all the time. They are very supportive," Baldwin told Page Six's Sarah Polonsky yesterday. "It [his faith] doesn't get in the way of respect for each other. I don't point fingers, and I believe that helps them." This guy doesn't point fingers? This is coming from a guy that is protesting an adult bookstore and taking down license plate numbers of patrons so he can print their names in the full-page advertisements he plans on taking out in the local newspaper. And if that wasn't creepy enough, Baldwin has a book coming out and a reality show based on his own ministry that will target the youth through skateboarding and BMX events. Isn't this illegal? Like tobacco companies making flavored cigarettes to attract younger smokers?

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David Duchovny hasn't had much success since The X-Files and walking around with a sweaty back and booty is definitely not going to help him get back to his sex symbol days as Agent Muldor. This isn't even Red Shoe Diaries sexy.

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